It’s giving Drama. It’s Giving love. It’s giving extra hot extra spicy tatashe.&nbsp;

The Big Brother Naija all stars kicked off on the 23rd of July and this time around it kicked of with a twist. There were no new faces present and rather we got to indulge our eyes on the beautiful stars from the previous big brother seasons.

I don’t know about you, but I genuinely couldn’t wipe the huge grin off my face when I watched some of my favorite housemates stroll back into the house. Most of these stars put most of us at the edge of our seat during their time and gave us quite a show.

These bubbling stars have their different personalities and we are certain that they will bring the right kind of spice to our TV in the next weeks to come. As a matter of fact, we are almost certain we know exactly the kind of spice these housemates will be bringing to the show. To describe the kind of content we should be expecting from them, i will break personalities down into sexual positions.

Let’s take a playful and light-hearted look at the housemates and imagine them as sexual positions.

Cee C, the King of the Spartans. The fierce and dominant one! If Cee C were a sexual position, she would undoubtedly be the cowgirl. Just like this position, she's not afraid to take charge and ride on top of any situation. Her strong personality and confidence would make her the one who's always in control in the show. Buckle up housemates, Cee C is ready to lead the way!

Kiddwaya, the fun and cheeky guy in the house! If we were to match him with a sexual position, it would be the Snow Angel position. Why, you ask? Because just like this playful position, Kiddwaya always knows how to have a good time and leave a lasting impression. His mischievous antics would surely make him stand out in the show.

Doyin, the therapist. the one who loves to talk! In the world of sexual positions, she would be the graceful ballet dancer. Much like this position encourages connection and quality time, Doyin would be the housemate who'd spend her days forming bonds with others. Whether discussing serious matters or having fun conversations, she'd bring that elegant charm to the Big Brother Naija stage.

Frodd, the lover boy of the house! If Frodd were a sexual position, he would undoubtedly be the tabletop position. Just like this intimate pose demands eye contact, Frodd's affectionate nature would draw people in, making them feel special and important. His caring and loving demeanor would make sure the house is filled with warmth and love, creating unforgettable moments for everyone.

Uriel – The Doggy Style Position

Uriel, the girl with so many layers to her! If Uriel were to be compared to a sexual position, she'd be the popular&nbsp; doggy style for certain. This position is all about deep penetration, and just like it, Uriel's is not afraid to show all the deep emotional sides to her and we&nbsp; would gradually watch her unfold throughout the show. As we get to know her better, we'd see different aspects of her personality, which will make us appreciate her even more by the end of the Big Brother Naija journey.

Now, let's talk about General Pere! If Pere were to be compared to a sexual position, he would be dominant and controlling snake position. Just like a snake, he knows how to slither his way into power and also likes to be in control of the situation. As the show progresses, we can expect to witness him taking charge and making strategic moves to stay ahead in the game.

Princess, the calm housemate! As for Princess, she seems to be in the safe and comfortable spork sexual position for now. Like this position, we haven't seen much of her personality yet, and she might be keeping things low-key. However, just like the spork can surprise you with its versatility, there might be more to Princess than meets the eye. Let's just wait and see what exciting layers she reveals as the show unfolds.

Soma, Soma! the one who is yet to fully show his true self! If Soma were to be compared to a sexual position, he would be the missionary position. People might be expecting him to be a bit bland and boring due to his relatively low-key past, just like the missionary position is considered traditional. But, who knows? Just like this position can still be intimate and enjoyable, Soma might surprise us all with hidden depths and exciting moments.

It's giving real hot girl shiiiiit! If Angel were to be represented as a sexual position, she would undoubtedly be the bold and audacious spider sex position. This position demands eye contact and allows both partners to see intimate bits of each other. This is a hold sexual position. Angel's bold nature and audacious personality will for sure&nbsp; give us more thrilling and unforgettable moments in the Big Brother Naija house. You better get ready for some intriguing and eye-to-eye encounters with this fierce housemate!

Neo energy– The Upstanding Citizen Sex Position

Hello, Mr energetic. If Neo were to be represented as a sexual position, he would undoubtedly be the upstanding citizen sex position. Just like this position can carry partners through various emotions and activities, Neo's energy and dynamism would be the driving force that keeps the house lively and engaging. Get ready for an eventful and exciting ride with Neo around!

Alex – The Leap Frog Sex Position

The Unusual Alex, the one who wears her heart on her sleeve! If Alex were to be compared to a sexual position, she would be the intimate and emotional leap frog sex position. Like this position allows for deeper penetration, Alex's open and emotional nature will surely bring her closer to the hearts of both the housemates and the audience. Expect to witness heartfelt connections and touching moments with this charming housemate.

Seyi – The Stand and Deliver Position

Next up is Seyi! If Seyi were to be matched with a sexual position, he would be the stand and deliver position. Just as he was known for his sharp comebacks in the previous Big Brother house, we can be certain that Seyi will continue to deliver his witty comments and humorous jokes in the current season. Get ready for some entertaining banter and clever wordplay with this charismatic housemate!

Ilebaye – The Seated Wheelbarrow Position

The Gen Z baddie Ilebaye! If she were to be represented as a sexual position, she would be the seated wheelbarrow position. Like this position, Ilebaye is ready to take matters into her own hands and spice things up in the house. Her proactive and determined attitude will ensure that she actively works towards what she wants, making her a compelling and engaging participant to watch.

Ah, Ike Onyema, the one who has a thing for dominant women! If Ike were to be compared to a sexual position, he would be the cowgirl's helper. As cowgirl is a position where the woman is in control, we know Ike appreciates strong and dominant women (cough cough, Mercy). With the ex-lovebirds now in the house together, we can't help but hope for a rekindling of their romance, and Ike being there to support and assist her as she navigates the house would be quite the spectacle!

Venita, the drama queen of the house! If Venita were to be matched with a sexual position, she would be the caboose sex position. Just like in this position partners don't see eye to eye, but it builds up excitement, we know that when Venita decides to deliver on drama, it will be worth the wait. So we better prepare for the self proclaimed Atarado pepper herself&nbsp; because she is sure to spice up the Big Brother Naija house.

Adekunle – The Prolonged Sex Position

Adekunle, the slow builder! If Adekunle were to be represented as a sexual position, he would be the prolonged sex position. Much like him being a slow builder, some people might not see him coming, but don't be fooled because when he strikes, everyone feels it. Expect Adekunle to surprise us with his steady approach and leave a lasting impact on the housemates and the audience.

Tolanibaj – The Woman Astride Sex Position

We also have DJ Tolanibaj! If Tolanibaj were to be compared to a sexual position, she would be the woman astride sex position. Just like this position represents a woman in control, Tolanibaj has shown that she's confident and in charge of herself. We can expect her to handle herself confidently as a strong and empowered woman in the Big Brother Naija house.

Cross, the excitement enthusiast! If Cross were to be compared to a sexual position, he would be the Butter Churner. Just like this exciting and exhilarating position, Cross lives for the thrill and excitement. He's all about creating a heady feeling that leaves a lasting impression, making him an unforgettable star in the Big Brother Naija house. Get ready for some high-energy and thrilling moments with Cross around!

Boss lady Mercy Eke! the one with dual sides! If Mercy were to be represented as a sexual position, she would be the 69 position. Like this position involves dual pleasure, we are sure to see dual sides of Mercy throughout the show. We've witnessed her sweet and charming side, but we've also seen her feisty and serious side come out to play. With Mercy, expect to be served with maximum pleasure and a rollercoaster of emotions!

Finally, we have White Money, the ultimate entertainer! If White Money were to be compared to a sexual position, he would be the chairman. Just like this position encapsulates his personality, White Money is all about giving maximum entertainment while effortlessly joking and cursing. He has the ability to keep viewers entertained without even breaking a sweat. Get ready to laugh and be thoroughly entertained by White Money's wit and charm throughout the Big Brother Naija journey.

Mercy Eke would undoubtedly be the dual sex position known famously as 69. While we all know that she holds a sweet side to her, we alsoknow that she's always ready to switch things up if you cross her.

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